Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...