Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...