Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...