Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...