Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...