Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.