Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!