Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...