A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...