Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...