You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...