The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...