Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...