The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...