Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...