Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...