Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...