Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!