Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...