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A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Jewish Girl
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Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
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You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Strange new battles
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When it’s becing toad!
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