You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...