More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...