Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...