George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...