Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...