Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...