Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...