Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...