IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...