A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...