Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...