Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...