Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...