Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!