Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...