The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...