The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out