Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...