Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!