My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...