What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...