Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...