Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...