One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.