Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...