Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...