The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
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Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
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The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
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Problems from the start
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