The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...