Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.