Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Strong Britain
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The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...