The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...